My favourite day: morning walk with my dog, breakfast in the garden (got a veggie growing adventure going on there), reading a good book, writing a good book (my own and a client's), helping the team at Peaceful Profits do EPIC work, a dip in the ocean, a mellow evening with special people...I usually manage about 20% of that, and then the universe and the world in general take over :-)
That's life!
Born in Zimbabwe, raised in South Africa, I live in Scotland with my husband and Jack (the dog).
Besides helping people write and publish their books, I'm the host and chief storyteller on the Waffle-Free Storytelling Podcast and author of the associated books.
Other writing shenanigans include short story collections, a novel series (still in the makting), and a few books on speed-reading and managing information overload.
For all the books, go to Amazon and search my name: Tina Konstant.
Welcome to my world.
A pipe-smoking storyteller, dressed in dungarees and a red-checked shirt, sat on a rocking chair on a stage and mesmerise 800 kids on a sweltering South African afternoon. I knew I was seeing magic in action. That’s the power of storytelling.
My passion for a great tale took root long before that – the beginning was probably the first time I remember my dad being pulled over by the police.The story he told on that trip from Jo’burg to Durban was so intense that the car had to speed up! When the police pulled us over, my dad walked them a mile up the road, showing them at what point he had no choice but to put his foot down (there was a witch, a broomstick, a gorilla…)! He told the police the whole story…We still got a ticket.
Here’s a truth you already know: Few things settle our hearts and souls more than firesides, rocking chairs, and a good story. When we need a break, we turn to stories. When families need some time out, they pick up a book, turn on the TV, or go to the movies. When we need to understand each other, we tell stories. The story worlds we wrap ourselves in keep us sane, fulfilled, engaged, and connected.
It's the best thing about being human.
After working in London theatre, travelling a bit, and getting an MA in English Lit at the University of Aberdeen, Scotland, things got busy! In 2000, I published my first two books on speed-reading written in response to overwhelming information overload. Having studied all the speed-reading systems on the market, I found none that met my needs, so developed a system that I taught to students at The University of Aberdeen for two years. After ironing out the creases, I published Teach Yourself Speed-Reading and Successful Speed-Reading in a Week with Hodder Education (both still in print today) and kept teaching. Those first books were followed by a number of spin-offs on the topics of speed-reading and managing information overload, books on change management, a very weird book on copywriting (if you dig around, you might still find a copy on Amazon), articles for various magazines, a decade in oil and gas, writing copy for various clients and… drumroll please… a few works of fiction.
The biggest lesson I learned in all that was the power of a short book as a tool to grow a business.
As I said, my publishing career started in 2000 when Hodder Education agreed to publish Teach Yourself Speed-Reading and Speed-Reading in a Week. My husband had the idea of sending the book to training managers in organisations I wanted to offer speed-reading training to. We did this. And a little business grew.
The process was simple.
Step 1: I wrote and published the book.
Step 2: Because I ran this business before internet marketing was a thing, we (hubby and I) called my ideal customers and told them we had a book to send the head of training. They were, without exception, delighted.
Step 3: We sent the book with a letter saying we’d call them in a week to answer any questions they had.
Step 4: We called everyone we sent a book to, answered their questions… and took bookings for courses!Here’s the thing…Even people who hadn’t read the book booked a course! Why? Because the book told them I knew what I was talking about. It gave me authority. I didn’t tell them I could teach their team to increase their reading rates and manage information overload; I showed them.
And that’s what your book will do for you.If you want one of these incredible assets for your business, I do all my work through Peaceful Profits. Here’s the link to OBMM (The One Book Millions Method) by Mike Shreeve. Read the book, then get in touch with the team and join Peaceful Profits.
Between all the stuff and nonsense of life, my time is filled with working with an incredible team at Peaceful Profits, writing books (fiction, non-fiction), storytelling, storybuilding, storywrangling, and being the chief noisemaker on Waffle-Free Storytelling
Meet Harry Blunt as he breaks all the rules in his mission to return to life to save his daughter from absolute oblivion.
Fireside, bedtime, and roadtrip stories to entertain family and friends no matter how long the drive or bad the weather.
49 ways to get your words out of your head and onto the page. This second edition includes assessments to help you open the doors to your writing world.
In the summer of 2019, I was looking for a storytelling podcast that got straight to the story, but all I could find were shows that started with 10 minutes of jibber-jabber, chat, and natter (i.e., waffle) before the story.I got so annoyed, I waved my arms in the air (not sure why), knocked my tea over (unfortunate), and exclaimed, “Enough with the waffle!!!”At that moment, “Waffle-Free Storytelling” was born.
How long? Each story is between 3 and 18 minutes long. Guest interviews are 45-60 minutes long.
When? New episodes are published most Saturdays. If I get distracted, or things get a little crazy, then I will have written a story for a week, but not got around to recording it. I’ll catch up, though.
Where? Find “Waffle-Free Storytelling” on YouTube and all the podcast players including iTunes, RadioPublic, Spotify…
The podcast is 100% waffle-free. We get straight to the story of the week. But because life happens between the stories, the books also contain campfire recipes, a haiku or two, weird and random facts, and storytelling games that’ll help you keep friends, family, and kids entertained, no matter how wild the weather or random the audience!
Fables are stories that say something about life, the world, what’s happening around us… Traditionally, they often have talking animals (that doesn’t often happen in Waffle-Free for some reason). An example of a famous fable is Animal Farm by George Orwell.
Origin Stories are what they say on the tin: stories that explain the beginning of things. You’ll find A LOT of these in Waffle-Free. They’re one of my favourite kind of tales to create and tell.
Fairytales are packed with goblins, faeries, witches and unimaginable fantasy. Snow White and Hansel and Gretel are famous fairytales.
Myths often have roots in history and use metaphors to explain how things came to be or illustrate what might have happened. Pandora’s Box and Theseus and the Minotaur, for example.
Legends are stories about people in long-ago history. They’re popularly regarded as historical but they’re not authenticated. Loch Ness Monster, Ali Baba, and Big Foot are examples!
Waffle-Free stories are mostly fables and origin tales. But I dabble in all sorts!
Except for the first six stories and the occassional guest story, all the tales on this site are written and told by yours trutly (Tina Konstant). They're inspired by the events of the day, the world, people, and other stuff and nonsense. Sometimes, the stories are created to solve a problem. That's part of the StoryWrangling magic: stories bypass the logic brain and reach into the soul, tapping into solutions you might not know you have.
Waffle-Free Stories for Kids is on pause. Oh my goodness... it took a mammoth amount of time and energy. It was great as a Covid project, but got a bit much as life got back to normal. I loved doing it, so it will be back :-)
For a long time I tried to find my niche. That one tiny topic I could focus on and specialise in. The trouble is, I'm interested and curious about many things. From wildlife to growing spinach, to the origins of drangon fruit to the making of mountains, to human nature to weird-ass politics. The only common factor I could find was the story. And that's how storytelling became my thing.
I don't yet, but what I REALLY want to build is a storytelling club. A place where we can get together and make up tales, share stories, and StoryWrangle together.